As long as we're not doing things in the new world order, let's just add one more thing...
Age. I can't begin to express how I feel about the transition women are going through to make getting older acceptable. First of all, I am here for this. I want to be accepted as normal as I get older. I like being alive and I want people not to think I'm almost done being so because I am 57 years old with, gasp, wrinkles! It has become glaringly apparent that women don't know how to do this. What We Currently Do Step, the first: Upload a selfie with the following caption: "THIS IS WHAT [insert your age here] LOOKS LIKE." Preferably, the photo should be shot with a full-length mirror and you wearing some sort of casual athletic apparel and your bestest ever resting bitch face. Wait for the first of the thousand papercuts to arrive. "You look [a number that is at least a decade more than you have shared you are]" Repost the whole thing to say, "this is what I was told when I shared my age" Wait for the "support" team to arriv...