A Few Suggestions

  • Consider NOT creating religion. It has been done. Basically, you don't start hellfire and brimstone? Won't BE no hellfire and brimstone. 
  • When you have those first post-apocalyptical progeny...they will come with no knowledge that they are a special new race of humans. They will go through the terrible twos and the even more terrible teens...and they'll hate everything you create even if it is all for the good of humanity. It is just the way kids are. 
  • Consider NOT doing capitalism. Be imaginative because we weren't.  

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