At the very least, make your bed.

 I know the world is on fire! But when you wake up, even if it is in a dumpster behind an abandoned and ransacked strip mall, have some standards for yourself! Make your bed. Hospital corners will make coming home after a full day of foraging and looting, so much nicer. You can head off to the land of nod (if it isn't your turn to be the lookout!) knowing you held your head high, at least high enough not to get it shot off by wandering bands of marauders.  

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